Pointless Committee Report: Agenda 3452, Subsection 9-B

Because who needs actual progress?

Agenda Item 1: Discuss the merits of spending 4 hours debating the definition of "nothing."

Subsection 9-B: The Great Nothingness Debacle

Paragraph 1: We will discuss the finer points of nothingness, including but not limited to, its etymology, its cultural significance, and whether or not it constitutes a legitimate hobby.

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Subsection 9-C: The Nothingness Action Plan

Paragraph 1: Based on our extensive research, we have devised a comprehensive plan to achieve true nothingness. Steps include:

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