Agenda Item 1: Discuss the merits of spending 4 hours debating the definition of "nothing."
Subsection 9-B: The Great Nothingness Debacle
Paragraph 1: We will discuss the finer points of nothingness, including but not limited to, its etymology, its cultural significance, and whether or not it constitutes a legitimate hobby.
Subsection 9-C: The Nothingness Action Plan
Paragraph 1: Based on our extensive research, we have devised a comprehensive plan to achieve true nothingness. Steps include:
- Step 1: Declare "nothing" a legitimate activity and seek international recognition.
- Step 2: Establish Nothingness Week as a national holiday.
- Step 3: Create a Nothingness-themed amusement park.