Committee for the Purposefully Pointless: Press 2024
The Committee for the Purposefully Pointless is pleased to announce the release of our highly anticipated report on The State of Pointlessness in 2024. This report, which took exactly 47 meetings to compile, is a comprehensive analysis of all the ways in which our committee has wasted taxpayer money on pointless endeavors.
Some of the key findings in this report include: The cost of staplers has increased 500% this quarter, The number of pointless meetings has increased by 300% in the past year, and The average amount of time spent on committee work has decreased by 25% due to increased productivity.