Today's Agenda:
- 9:00 AM - Pretending to Work
- 10:00 AM - Coffee Break for an Unreasonable Amount of Time
- 11:00 AM - More Pretending to Work
- 12:00 PM - Lunch Break for an Even Longer Amount of Time
- 1:00 PM - Pretending to Work Some More
We are a committee dedicated to the art of doing nothing.
Our meetings are legendary for their lack of productivity.