We, the Pointless Committee, do not actually care about your privacy, but we're required to have a privacy policy. So, here it is:
We collect your browsing data because it's fun to watch you squirm.
We sell your data to the highest bidder, because we're not actually bidding on the open market.
Our servers are located in a bunker beneath a cheese factory, where the only sound is the sound of wheels turning.
By using our site, you agree to our terms of service, which we haven't actually written yet. But we're working on it.
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