Committee on Procrastination Strategies
Agenda
Today's meeting will focus on the art of doing nothing productive.
Agenda items:
- 1. Discuss the merits of playing video games for 8 hours straight.
- 2. Debate the importance of reorganizing one's desk to optimize procrastination efficiency.
- 3. Vote on the best ways to ignore emails and phone calls.
Next Meeting: Tomorrow, never.
Subcommittee on Advanced Procrastination Techniques.