Committee on Procrastination Strategies

Agenda

Today's meeting will focus on the art of doing nothing productive.

Agenda items:

• 1. Discuss the merits of playing video games for 8 hours straight.
• 2. Debate the importance of reorganizing one's desk to optimize procrastination efficiency.
• 3. Vote on the best ways to ignore emails and phone calls.

Next Meeting: Tomorrow, never.

Subcommittee on Advanced Procrastination Techniques.