Pointless Committee Agenda: Quantum Procrastination Theory
Develop a comprehensive theory of procrastination based on the principles of quantum physics.
- Conduct a thorough analysis of Schrödinger's equation and its application to delaying tasks.
- Investigate the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle as it relates to meeting deadlines.
- Research the concept of wave-particle duality and its impact on productivity.
- Develop a new paradigm for procrastination based on the principles of superposition and entanglement.
Subpages:
Superposition and Entanglement of Procrastination
Quantum Chaos Theory: A Guide to Randomized Procrastination
Quantum Fluctuations: A Machine for Inducing Procrastination
Next Meeting: Tomorrow