Buying Stuff You Don't Need: The Committee's Guide to Procrastination
Are you tired of accomplishing tasks and feeling accomplished? Do you yearn for the sweet, soul-crushing despair of consumerism?
Step 1: Research, Research, Research
Start by reading reviews of the product you're interested in, but don't worry too much about the details. Just scroll through the reviews until you find one that says something like "this thing is fine, I guess."
For example: