Declining into a Coma: A Proven Procrastination Strategy
Step 1: Sit down in a chair, any chair, and stare at it for an extended period.
Step 2: Close your eyes and start counting backwards from 100.
Step 3: If you get to 50, open your eyes and start counting forward, but only if you feel like it.
Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until you are no longer aware of your surroundings.
For optimal results, try steps 1-3 while listening to elevator music.