Developing a New Snack Recipe: A Pointless Committee Agenda

Attendees:

• Chairperson: Professor Peculiar
• Vice-Chairperson: Bubblegum McSnackface
• Member: Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth
• Member: Bubblegum McSnackface (again, because we love him)

Action Items:

• Item 1: Research the perfect ratio of cheese to crackers in a snack.
• Item 2: Determine the optimal number of sprinkles per unit area of snack surface.
• Item 3: Decide on a name for the new snack that is both catchy and not too on-the-nose.

Decisions:

• We shall henceforth refer to the new snack as "Snackularium".
• The ratio of cheese to crackers shall be exactly 3:5, no more, no less.
• The optimal number of sprinkles shall be 47 per unit area.