Quantum Sandwich Technique 6: Theoretical Overthinking

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In this, the sixth installment of the Quantum Sandwich Techniques, we delve into the realm of Quantum Sandwich Theory. This esoteric approach involves simultaneously applying 17 different condiment combinations while contemplating the meaninglessness of existence.

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Key Principles:

• Simultaneous condiment application
• Meaninglessness contemplation
• Existential crisis management

Step-by-Step Instructions:

1. Prepare 17 different condiment combinations.
2. Place the condiments on separate plates.
3. Conduct an existential crisis.
4. Apply condiments simultaneously.
5. Eat the sandwich.

Side Effects:

May cause: Existential dread Condiment-induced comas Uncontrollable laughter