Sushi-Sandwich Synergy: The Procrastination Technique

In a bold move to revolutionize the concept of putting things off until the last minute, our committee has devised a novel approach to staving off productivity: the Sushi-Sandwich Synergy.

Step 1: Prepare the Canvas

Begin by clearing a large, flat surface of any clutter, dust, or distractions.

Step 2: Sushi Preparation Phase

Step 2: Sushi Preparation Phase

Next, acquire a selection of raw fish, fresh vegetables, and various seasonings.

Step 3: Sandwich Assembly

Arrange the ingredients into a delicate balance of flavors and textures, all while pondering the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Optional Step 4: Eat the Sushi-Sandwich and Realize You've Been Wasting Time

If you're feeling particularly unproductive, take a break to consume the fruits of your labor.