MEAT IS OPTIONAL TOO COMMITTEE AGENDA

Today's agenda:

• 10:00 - Arrival of the committee members, all of whom are wearing pajamas
• 10:15 - Discussion of the importance of meat in the human diet, with a focus on the benefits of veganism
• 11:00 - Lunch break, where everyone eats a salad while pretending to be a vegetarian
• 11:30 - Vote on whether or not to vote on the importance of meat in the human diet
• 12:00 - Conclusion of the meeting, which will likely be delayed until 2:00 PM due to the committee's collective love of procrastination

Side effects of attending this meeting may include:

• Exhaustion
• Confusion
• Long-term psychological damage
• Uncontrollable urges to check your phone

Disclaimer: The Meat is Optional Too Committee is not responsible for the side effects listed above. You have been warned.