Meeting Chairpersons' Guilty Pleasures

In our never-ending quest to waste taxpayer dollars, the Pointless Committee is proud to announce its latest meeting agenda:

Minute 30: Prolonged Praise of Our Own Work

Join us as we take a break from actually accomplishing anything to discuss the finer points of our latest committee reports. We'll spend exactly 30 minutes talking about how great our work is, and why we should all get raises for it.

• Minute 31: Our Research is So Accurate It Should Require Raises

Agenda Items

• Minute 15: Our Photoshoot for the Committee Brochure Was So Meticulous It Deserves a Minimalist Award
• Minute 20: We Accidentally Photocopied the Whole Office with Our Faces

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