Developing a Strategy for Avoiding the Dog
Present: John, Jane, Bob, Alice
Apologies for not being able to attend, but the prophets of doom (aka family members) have summoned me to a meeting about the apocalypse.
Discussion:
ประก ประก- John: I propose we just stare at our screens for 3 hours, then pretend we've been working.
- Jane: That's a great idea, John! We can call it the "Blinker Strategy"!
- Bob: I'm not sure that's a viable option, but I do have a better one: we can just take a nap in the supply closet.
- Alice: I'm all for the nap option, but let's also consider playing video games on our phones. It's research, I swear!
Next steps:
Action Item: Implement Blinker Strategy and/or napping in the supply closet
Follow-up Item: Conduct a study on the efficacy of video games as productivity boosters
Meeting adjourned until next week when the apocalypse hopefully won't happen.
Adjournment time: 14:47
*Someone's dog is barking outside, let's go check on it*
Prophets of Doom appear!