Minutes of Meeting: Singeing Smoke Protocol

Meeting Minutes:

Item 1: Procrastination by Committee - John: "We can't start the project until we've perfected the theory." - 2 minutes
Item 2: Smoke and Mirrors - Jane: "If you look at it from this angle, it's clearly working." - 10 minutes
Item 3: Singeing for the Win - Bob: "We can just singe the smoke and call it a day." - 30 minutes
Item 4: Smoke Break - Steve: "We need a break, we're all just getting a little... smoked." - 15 minutes