Pointless Committee: Minutes of Meeting - Strategies for Avoiding Mediocrity

Attendees:

• Chairperson: Babs,
• Member: Bob,
• Member: Alice,

Agenda Item 1: Binge-Watching TV as a Procrastination Strategy

The Chairperson, Babs, presented the idea of using Binge-Watching TV as a means to avoid work-related tasks.

Discussion: Bob and Alice both agreed that it was an excellent strategy and proposed a 3-season binge of The Great British Baking Show.

Agenda Item 2: Creating an Impressive To-Do List without Actually Doing Anything

Bob demonstrated his expertise in creating a comprehensive To-Do list with 57 items, including but not limited to:

• Check email 17 times a day
• Update Facebook profile picture
• Learn to make origami
• Master the art of making a perfect omelette

Action Items: Alice suggested adding "learn to play the harmonica" to the list.

Adjournment:

The meeting was adjourned at 4:17 PM, with the understanding that the next meeting will be held in 3 weeks.

• Babs will research the best way to optimize his Netflix binge-watching schedule.
• Bob will create a new To-Do list with even more items.
• Alice will practice playing the harmonica for 2 hours daily.

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