Agenda for the Committee on Procrastination Strategies
As a committee dedicated to the art of doing nothing, we've compiled a list of our favorite ways to move papers from one room to another without actually accomplishing anything.
- Move papers from one room to another using the "I'm just reorganizing" excuse.
- Place papers in a folder labeled "To Be Filed" and then promptly forget about it.
- Use the "I'm just taking a break to grab a snack" technique to move papers to the next room.
- Call a meeting to discuss "paper relocation strategies" and spend the whole time browsing cat videos.
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