Overthinking the Meaning of Life

• What If We're Just Holographic Programs?
• Philosophical Arguments for Doing Nothing
• Quantifying the Meaning of Life with Math
• Meaning of Life as a Recursive Function

As the esteemed members of the Committee for Pointless Committee Agendas, we have spent countless hours overthinking the meaning of life. And by "countless hours," we mean 5 minutes.

Our research has led us to some fascinating conclusions:

• Life is 42% boredom, 23% existential dread, and 35% cat videos.
• The meaning of life is not actually a thing, but rather a placeholder for "stuff we don't know yet." (patent pending)
• Procrastination is the ultimate form of self-care.

Join us in our ongoing quest to overthink the meaning of life! (Or, you know, just take a nap.)