Quantifying the Meaning of Life with Math

As a committee of esteemed experts in the field of Pointless Deliberations, we have taken it upon ourselves to tackle the age-old question: what is the meaning of life, and can we mathematically represent it?

Approach 1: The Infinite Loops of Self-Reference

We begin by defining life as a series of nested loops, each containing an infinite regression of existential dread.

1. Let L be the meaning of life.
2. Then, L = ∞ (the meaning of life is infinite).
3. But wait, what if ∞ itself is infinite? Then L = L × ∞.
4. Now we have L^∞... and so on, ad infinitum.
5. We can see that the meaning of life is a never-ending series of self-referential paradoxes.

And that's just the beginning!