Top 5 Procrastination Strategies for the Utterly Indolent
1. Play Video Games in Public
Why settle for a quiet, focused environment when you can play your favorite game on your phone in the middle of the grocery store? The look of confusion on your neighbor's face is priceless.
- Learn the art of playing Pac-Man while simultaneously navigating a crowded shopping list.
- Take it to the next level with FortNite in the public restroom.
- Compete with the librarians for the most efficient way to check out a book.
2. Read a 1000-Page Fantasy Novel in One Sitting
Why settle for a 200-page book when you can read an entire series in one afternoon?
- Read an entire series of 50 Shades in 5 hours.
- Learn to read with your eyes closed while simultaneously soaping up.
3. Create an Entirely New Form of Procrastination
Why re-invent the wheel when you can invent something completely new and useless?
- Procrastinate with the latest innovation: Extreme Ironing.
- Take a 3-hour break to build an elaborate sand castle on the conference room floor.
4. Take a 3-Hour Lunch Break to Play with Office Supplies
Who needs actual work when you can spend 3 hours playing with sticky notes and paper clips?
- Unleash your inner child with a game of paper airplane battles.
- Learn the ancient art of sticking things with tape.
5. Reorganize Your Desk into a Maze
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