Prepare for Apocalypse (Because, Why Not?)
As a member of the Procrastination Strategies Committee, it's our duty to help you avoid actual productivity. And what better way to do that than preparing for the impending doom that is the apocalypse? Here are some tips:
- Stock up on canned goods. You know, the essentials. Beans, canned meats, and an endless supply of Cheez-Its.
- Learn to identify edible plants. You don't want to be stuck in a world where you can't tell the difference between a poisonous mushroom and a harmless one.
- Practice your 'survival skills'. Like, how to make a decent fire without using matches.
- Build a bunker. Or, at the very least, a nice little lean-to.
Don't forget to include the following in your bunker:
- A comfortable couch for when the world gets too real.
- A fully stocked mini-fridge for when the world runs out of snacks.
- A 50-inch 4K TV for when the world runs out of electricity.