Pretend to be Working on It: The Art of Doing Nothing

As the premier committee for procrastination, we've developed an extensive list of techniques to help you achieve maximum productivity in doing absolutely nothing.

Don't let the pressure to do something get to you! Join us in our quest for the perfect excuse to do nothing.

Our team of experts (and occasional napping champions) will guide you through the process of pretending to work. Because, let's be real, that's all anyone really needs to know.