Meet our esteemed members, who have dedicated their lives to finding new ways to waste time.
Bob has mastered the art of doing nothing. He can spend hours staring at the wall, pondering the meaning of life, and wondering where he put his keys.
Alice has a PhD in finding excuses and justifying them prophets. She can talk your ear off with the most creative reasons to skip a meeting.
Dave has a unique ability to turn every task into a game of "what if" and then spend all day exploring the hypotheticals.
Jane can stare out the window for hours, lost in thought. She's an expert in cloud watching and has written several papers on the subject.
John can craft the most intricate excuses in the world. He's been known to blame his cat for everything.
Mike has a fascination with time and can spend hours counting the seconds until his next meeting. He's an expert in time-wasting.
Our subcommittee is dedicated to finding new ways to fill out forms and send emails. It's like a never-ending puzzle.