As a member of the Pointless Committee for Procrastination Strategies, we've conducted extensive research and come to the conclusion that reading funny stories is the key to effective time management.
Our findings indicate that immersing oneself in the absurd and ridiculous can actually improve focus, productivity, and job satisfaction. Who needs meetings, deadlines, and spreadsheets when you can spend your day binge-reading cat memes and anime fanfiction?
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