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Reading the Entire Internet as a Procrastination Tool

Because who needs actual work when you can waste your entire day scrolling through cat videos?

Step 1: Clear Your Browsing History

First things first, clear out those pesky bookmarks and search history. You don't want any lingering reminders of actual tasks to get in the way.

Step 2: Open 50 Tabs

Next, open 50 tabs. Don't worry about the tabs getting cluttered, you can just close them later... or maybe not.

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Step 3: Get Distracted

Find something interesting and stare at it for hours. You can always "research" it later, right?

Step 4: Feel Guilty, Repeat

Repeat steps 1-3 until your productivity is reduced to 0% and your social media followers start to wonder where you've been all day.

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