Sandwich Bread Salvage Committee Agenda

Procrastination Strategies Session

Agenda Item 1: Binge-Watching Cat Videos (10:00 AM - 10:30 AM)

Objective: To achieve optimal focus by watching 5 hours of cat videos.

This is crucial for developing the necessary mental clarity to tackle the impending existential crisis of bread mold in the break room.

Discuss in Committee Meeting Hall of Mirrors

Break Time: Free Time

Take a 15-minute break to contemplate the meaninglessness of existence.

Proceed to Break Room Meditations

Agenda Item 2: Sandwich Bread Salvage Protocols (10:30 AM - 11:30 AM)

Objective: To devise the most efficient method for rescuing bread from the jaws of the trash can.

This will require a thorough analysis of the bread's emotional and psychological state prior to disposal.

Consult Sandwich Bread Emergency Response Team

Agenda Item 3: Theoretical Applications of Bread Salvage (11:30 AM - 12:30 PM)

Objective: To explore the theoretical implications of bread salvage on the global economy.

This includes but is not limited to: the effects on the bread cartel, the bread cartel's influence on world politics, and the bread cartel's impact on the global bread supply chain.

Delve Deeper into Theoretical Applications

Open Discussion: Bread Salvage Ethics (1:00 PM - 1:30 PM)

Objective: To debate the moral implications of bread salvage on the sentient bread community.

This includes but is not limited to: the rights of bread, the responsibilities of bread owners, and the consequences of bread abandonment.

Attend Bread Salvage Ethics Committee