Meet the esteemed Committee Member 1, renowned for their exceptional skills in finding creative ways to avoid actual work. When not busy bingeing on sandwich bread, they can be found perfecting the art of pretending to be productive.
Personal interests include:
- Extreme ironing
- Competitive napping
- Baking artisanal bread
Recent achievements:
- Spent 3 hours researching the perfect sandwich ratio
- Discovered the optimal number of cat videos to watch per hour
- Won the office's annual "Most Creative Excuse" award (for the 5th time)
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