Procrastination Strategies Committee: The Art of Doing Nothing

Meet the experts in the field of creative time-wasting.

The Great Browser Refresh Theory

Also known as 'refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh'.

By constantly refreshing your browser, you can ensure that you're not actually accomplishing anything, while still appearing busy.

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• Read more about Refreshing Techniques
• Seek help for your Refresh Addiction

The Ancient Art of Daydreaming

By gazing out the window, you can achieve a state of complete mental blankness.

It's like meditation, but less productive.

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• Attend a Daydreaming Workshop
• Create your own Daydreaming Sandbox

The Lost Art of Pencil Sharpening

Sharpening your pencil is the first step in the process of creative avoidance.

Hyperlinks:

• Learn the Art of Pencil Sharpening
• Join a Pencil Sharpening Support Group

Our Mission

To help you achieve your maximum level of unproductivity, while appearing busy.

We're like a support group, but with more procrastination and less support.

Hyperlinks:

• Read our Mission Statement
• View our Annual Report