Strategy 3: Creating an Extraneous Profile Picture

Subcommittee for the Utterly Unnecessary

Meet our esteemed member, Bertrand "Bert" Bottomsworth III, who will be creating a profile picture that is 100% not necessary for this committee's work.

Bert's profile picture will feature:

• His face in a top hat, monocle, and a "World's Okayest" sash
• A background of pure, unadulterated white noise
• Hair that is 50% more majestic than is humanly possible

Because, let's be real, who needs to actually accomplish anything when you can just look good doing it?