Today's agenda is dedicated to discussing the art of putting off tasks until the last possible moment.
Agenda Item 1: "The Joy of Staring at the Wall for Extended Periods of Time" - A presentation by our guest speaker, Bob from Accounting.
Proceed to Item 2: "The Benefits of Buying More Stationery to Keep Our Workspaces Decorated"
Proceed to Item 3: "The Therapeutic Effects of Taking Extended Breaks to Play Video Games"
Next meeting: Deciding Whether to Procrastinate on This Agenda
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