Talking to Yourself in the Shower: The Ultimate Procrastination Strategy
You know, just because it's a good idea to have a conversation with yourself, even if it is just in the shower. The water pressure creates a sense of urgency, and the sound of the water is like a gentle waterfall of wisdom.
Justifying Your Own Irrational Decisions Making Excuses for Your Parents Creating a Personalized To-Do List for Your Imaginary FriendsOther notable mentions include:
- Justifying why you still live in your parent's basement
- Explaining to the cat that you're not lazy, you're just conserving energy
- Reassuring yourself that you're not behind on your bills, you're just reorganizing your priorities
Remember, talking to yourself in the shower can be a great way to avoid actually doing anything. It's like a mental escape from reality.