Committee on the Importance of Doing Nothing

Progress Report for Dummies

Current Status: Still Meeting

We're making progress! We've had 3 meetings this week, 2 of which were cancelled due to lack of attendance.

• Procrastination Strategies
• Minutes of Our Last Meeting (Which Were Never Taken)
• Break Room Snack Budget

Upcoming Events:

• Tomorrow: Another meeting. Possibly.
• Next Week: We'll probably have another meeting. Maybe.

Important Statistics:

• Meeting attendance: 2/10
• Number of minutes spent discussing the same topic: 4 hours 37 minutes
• Number of minutes spent on actual committee work: 2 minutes

Disclaimer:

This report is entirely fabricated and not actually used for any real purpose. Except for maybe as a coaster for your coffee cup.