Meetings will be held on Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays from 2:00 AM to 5:00 AM. Attendance is compulsory, unless you're feeling sleepy, in which case you're excused (but not really).
View Meeting AgendaAny request for information will be met with a 3-page form in triplicate, a 30-day processing time, and a 50% chance of being lost in the mail.
Learn MoreYou are required to spend at least 30 minutes per day browsing cat videos on your computer.
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