Pointless Committee Agendas: The Rules

As the most underutilized committee in the organization, we've made some rules to keep things interesting.

Rule 1: Mandatory Monday Meetings

Every Monday morning at 9:00 AM sharp, we will have a meeting to discuss the importance of having meetings.

Why not? Because it's Monday. And we're here to break the cycle of productivity.

Rule 2: The Power of PowerPoint

We will only consider proposals that come in the form of a 500-slide PowerPoint presentation.

Because, let's be honest, who needs concise writing or direct speech?

Rule 3: Unnecessary Subcommittees

We will create a new subcommittee every time a new idea is proposed.

This ensures that no one has to actually do any real work.