Committee of Unnecessary Deliberation: Foosball Rules of Interpretation
Established in 1987 by a group of visionary individuals who wanted to make foosball more interesting, this committee is dedicated to the art of interpretation.
Rule 1: The Table
Section 1.1.1: The Foosball table shall be placed on a level surface.
§ 1.1.1
Section 1.2: The Foosball table shall be free from any objects obstructing its surface.
§ 1.2
Rule 2: The Balls
Section 2.1: The balls shall be round and made of plastic or similar material.
§ 2.1
Section 2.2: The balls shall be of sufficient mass to create an interesting bounce.
§ 2.2
Rule 3: The Players
Section 3.1: Each player shall have at least one arm.
§ 3.1
Section 3.2: Each player shall be able to hold at least one cue stick.
§ 3.2
Rule 4: The Game
Section 4.1: The game shall be played in a fair and sporting manner.
§ 4.1
Section 4.2: The game shall be played for the duration of one hour.
§ 4.2