FAQs For Those Who Don't Read Rules

Q: What is the purpose of this committee?

A: To waste more taxpayer dollars on pointless meetings.

Q: What are some examples of pointless committee agendas?

1. Discussing the best ways to reorganize the stapler on the break room desk.
2. Debating the merits of beige versus gray cubicles.
3. Creating flowcharts for the company's vending machine menu.

Q: Can I just ignore the rules?

A: No. But you can pretend to listen.