Pointless Committee Agendas: Safety Rules

Agenda Item 1: Wear Your Seatbelt While Sleeping

Section A: Mandatory Seatbelt Use During Rest

This is a completely serious agenda item. You will be required to wear your seatbelt at all times while sleeping to prevent any and all possible harm.

Section B: Regular Fire Drill Inspections

We will conduct regular fire drill inspections to ensure that our imaginary fire is not, in fact, real.

Emergency Procedures

Committee Culture

Agenda Item 2: Mandatory Coffee Breaks

Section A: Mandatory Caffeine Intake

We will require you to consume at least 4 cups of coffee per day to maintain a productive work environment.

Committee Culture