Agenda for Secret Meeting of 2023-02-22
Procrastination as a Lifestyle Choice 101
9:00 AM - "The Importance of Doing Absolutely Nothing"
Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth
Dr. Bottomsworth will regale us with the benefits of spending hours upon hours playing video games instead of, say, doing actual work.
11:00 AM - "The Art of Crafting the Perfect To-Do List (That Never Gets Done)
Ms. Penelope W. Termany
Ms. Termany will share her secrets for creating an exhaustive list of tasks that will guarantee your complete and utter lack of productivity.