Secret Meeting Schedule for February 22, 2023
2.0: Better Procrastination Strategies
Today's agenda is dedicated to finding the perfect balance between appearing productive and actually accomplishing nothing.
- 11:00 AM - Arrival of Free Donuts in the Conference Room
- 12:00 PM - In-Depth Discussion of the Meaninglessness of Our Existence
- 2:00 PM - Protracted Lunch Break (Actual Work Will Resume at 3:00 PM)
Other items to be discussed, if time permits:
- Is it possible to get more donuts?
- Can we blame this meeting's ineffectiveness on the lack of sufficient break room coffee?
- Will we ever actually finish the report on the importance of committee meetings?
See the Meeting Protocols for more on our deliberative process.