Today's Agenda:
6:00 AM - Arrival of Caffeine Caffeine-fueled Brainstorming Session
6:30 AM - Unnecessary Discussion of Unimportant Matters The Futility of Existential Quandary
7:00 AM - Unproductive Break Mandatory 15-Minute Break to Stare Out the Window
8:00 AM - More Pointless Discussion The Art of Procrastination
9:00 AM - End of Meeting The Joy of Leaving