Pointless Committee: Secret Meeting Schedule

February 22, 2023

Agenda for the most underwhelming committee meeting of the year.

1. 8:00 AM - Arrival of the coffee machine (don't worry, it's not just for show).

2. 8:15 AM - "What is the point of this meeting?" discussion.

3. 8:30 AM - "Who ate the last donut?" inquiry.

4. 8:45 AM - "Can someone please turn off the fluorescent lights?" plea.

5. 9:00 AM - Adjournment due to excessive boredom.

Other meetings:

• /committees/pointless-committee-agendas/2023-02-23/secret-meeting-schedule/ (Tomorrow's meeting, same as today)
• /committees/pointless-committee-agendas/2023-02-24/secret-meeting-schedule/ (The meeting after tomorrow, because who needs a social life?)
• /committees/pointless-committee-agendas/2023-02-25/secret-meeting-schedule/ (The meeting after that, because why not?)