Secret Meeting Schedule
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9:00 AM - 9:15 AM
The Illusion of Productivity
- Discuss ways to appear busy on LinkedIn
- Talk about how the stapler is not working properly
- Take 5-minute breaks every 10 minutes
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10:00 AM - 11:00 AM
The Art of Procrastination
- Watch cat videos
- Update fantasy football rankings
- Munch on free donuts
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12:00 PM - 1:00 PM
The Science of Napping
- Conduct experiments on the optimal napping position
- Develop new theories on snoring
- Host a nap-off competition