We gathered in a dimly lit, windowless conference room deep beneath the earth's surface. Our collective gaze was fixed on the projector screen, where a PowerPoint presentation of 37 slides was displayed in all its glory.
After much deliberation, we arrived at Decision 1:
To rename the committee's official mascot from "Bureaucrat" to "Bureaucratticus."
Justification:
It was felt that the name change would better reflect the committee's commitment to red tape and unnecessary paperwork.
Next Meeting: March 1, 2023, 3:00 PM, in the same location. Don't be late.
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