In a bold and utterly meaningless move, the committee has decided to decide on something that will likely never have any real impact on the organization.
prophets of doom and despair, the committee's decision is met with a collective shrug from everyone in attendance, except for one brave soul who actually cares.
The meeting, which was originally scheduled for 2 minutes ago, has been rescheduled for "whenever" in an effort to avoid any actual work or responsibility.