Pointless Committee Meeting of the Damned

Agenda

1. Discuss the merits of collecting antique spoons as a legitimate use of taxpayer funds.
2. Vote on the best flavor of ice cream to serve at the committee retreat.
3. Table a motion to replace the current committee chair with a sentient, talking pineapple.

Note: All items are subject to change, but probably not, because this is just a bunch of nonsense.