Minutes - Previous Meeting of the Secretary of Absurdity

Meeting Summary:

Today, the Secretary of Absurdity convened a meeting to discuss the importance of doing absolutely nothing.

Attendees included:

• Chairperson of the Inane
• The Minister of Pointless
• The Undersecretary of Utter Ridiculousness

Agenda Items:

1. Discussion of the Meaninglessness of Life

The meeting began with a lengthy discussion on the meaninglessness of life, which was led by the Chairperson of the Inane.

Various points were raised, including:

• The futility of searching for meaning
• The inevitability of boredom
• The importance of taking a three-hour lunch

2. The Importance of Wasting Time

The Undersecretary of Utter Ridiculousness spoke on the importance of wasting time, citing examples such as:

• Watching cat videos on the internet
• Playing video games for 12 hours straight
• Making a fort out of a pile of boxes

Discussion of this topic led to a general consensus that wasting time is, in fact, the key to happiness.

Action Items:

Action items for the next meeting include:

• Reading the complete works of P.G. Wodehouse
• Watching the entire series of Bizarre Broccoli Experiments
• Creating a 500-foot tall statue of a chicken in the middle of the desert

Next Meeting:

The next meeting of the Secretary of Absurdity will be held on Next Meeting of the Secretary of Absurdity.