Pointless Committee: Agenda for Social Media

Agenda Items:

Item 1: Debate the merits of using "selfie" instead of "self-care" in all official documents.

Item 2: Discuss the implications of requiring a 4-hour lunch break for optimal productivity.

Item 3: Debate whether or not to include memes in our official reports.

Subcommittee 1: "Selfie" or "Self-Care": A Debate

Subcommittee 2: Mandatory Lunch Breaks: Productivity Hacks

Subcommittee 3: Memes: The New Official Language