Committee on Socks with Sandals: Emergency Meeting 2 Minutes

Present: Chairperson, Vice Chairperson, Secretary

The meeting was called to order at 3:00 PM sharp. The Chairperson banged the gavel to silence the room.

Item 1: Socks with Sandals - A Fashion Emergency

Discussion ensued. The Vice Chairperson opined that socks and sandals are a crime against humanity. The Secretary countered that they are a viable fashion option.

Item 2: Sock-Sandal Hygiene

The Secretary proposed that members should wash their socks before wearing sandals. The Vice Chairperson countered that this is unnecessary and that toe jam is a natural defense mechanism.

Item 3: Sock-Sandal Cultural Significance

The Chairperson argued that socks and sandals are a symbol of rebellion against the establishment.

Action Items:

1. The committee will meet again in 2 weeks to discuss Sock-Sandal etiquette.

2. The committee will draft a resolution to make Sock-Sandals mandatory attire for all committee members.

Adjournment: The meeting was adjourned at 4:00 PM.