Pointless Committee Agenda: Steve Jobs Ghost Rebuttal - PROOF OF AUTHENTICITY
Here's a real thing we're working on. Not just some fake news or clickbait. This is actual work, folks. Actual work.
We're working on a committee to create a new type of iWatch, one that's even more pointless than the original. It's going to have a built-in toaster and a tiny, 3D-printed cat that will stare at you with an unblinking gaze until you've completed 17 tasks or tasks 17, whichever comes first.