TOASTER TUNNEL VISION PROTOTYPES

Presenting the most revolutionary, the most game-changing, the most completely unnecessary ideas from the esteemed Steve Jobs Ghost Rebuttal, Committee Member and Visionary.

The Toaster Tunnel Vision Prototypes committee is proud to present:

Steve's Top 5 Toaster Innovations:

• The Toaster that doubles as a coffee maker, a blender, and a toaster.
• The Toaster with a built-in, patented, self-adjusting toaster arm that never gets too close to the bread.
• The Toaster that prints out your email, because who needs a phone when you have toast?
• The Toaster that can only make toast for exactly 17 seconds, because that's the perfect amount of time to get the crust just right.
• The Toaster with a built-in, state-of-the-art, 8-bit graphics processor, because retro is back, baby!

For more on these groundbreaking innovations, visit:

Steve's Top 10 Toaster Innovations

Or, for an even more in-depth look at the committee's thought process, visit:

Committee Think Tank